Rope Expert, Papal Food Taster & Spiritual Advisor...
Padre Pugno

Padre Pugno was born free from original sin in Tupelo Mississippi. After graduating summa cum laude from Jerry Falwell’s Liberty University (with a Masters in “pipe-bombing abortion clinics”) he was appointed Grand Wizard of the Kokomo Indiana chapter of Opus Dei.

In the late 90s he disbanded his poly family, “Wolf Sweater Magick,” and landed the coveted “papal food taster” job in Vatican City. His controversial encyclical Little Boys? Not so much; hot bitches in bondage? YES!!! was said to have influenced Pope Benedict XVI’s bull: Hot bitches in bondage? Not so much; Little Boys? YES!!!.

Padre Pugno has served as spiritual advisor to countless celebrities including George W. Bush, the Hutaree Militia, and the Kraken. His interests include humiliation (expert), beachcombing (beginner), and flea markets (intermediate).

The Mouth: Physical, Psychological, and Emotional Things Triggered by the Human Mouth. (Course overview)

Lips, tongue, gums, teeth, jaw, gag-reflex, spitting, breath, breathing, choking, drooling, drool, bile, puke, incisors, canines, bicuspeds, molars, talking, flirting, whispering, moaning, groaning, gags, gags that partially block speech, gags that completely block speech, gags that block speech but allow screaming, sass, sassafrass, pleading, begging, bargaining, weeping, tasting, eating, licking, oral sex, lipstick, cocks in the mouth, fingers in the mouth, my mouth in your mouth, your mouth on a toilet, small woodland creatures (in your mouth!), amateur dentistry, the song "Mouth" by Bush, pronouncing mouth as "mouf"
Rope Bondage 101: (Course overview)

This is a class for people who know very very little about bondage.

Have you ever wanted to tie someone up, but you can't even tie your shoes? Are you an "Impatient Domin8?" Does seeing shibari make you want to mastercry out of frustration? THIS IS THE CLASS FOR YOU!

Bring rope if you can, and rope will also be provided. Everyone will tie, and everyone will be tied (except for me). We will teach basic ties and not move on until everybody has MASTERED the ancient art of "typing up a bitch (or dude)."